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    Post by el oh el July 21st 2010, 10:41 pm

    1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pellow under his gun.

    2. Chuck norris poked me on facebook, i have been in pysical therpy ever since.

    3. Chuck norris has killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.

    4. Chuck norris has been, kicked, punched, stabbed, shot, and ran over, in the crouch. It nearly woke him up.
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    Post by PoohBear July 21st 2010, 10:52 pm

    5. Lexie, pawned Chuck Norris. True story, I owned Chuck Norris, in Runescape in the wildy and jacked his bcp, tassies, and dfs.
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    Post by brrr cold July 21st 2010, 10:55 pm

    6. Jezus can walk on water, Chuck noris can swim on land.

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    Post by Jamie July 21st 2010, 11:15 pm

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door..
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    Post by Robin July 21st 2010, 11:47 pm

    Chuk Norris can suck my dick and i dont care ^^
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    Post by brrr cold July 21st 2010, 11:54 pm

    9. Chuck norris's tears Cure Cancer! to bad he never cries Sad
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    Post by Jamie July 21st 2010, 11:59 pm

    When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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    Post by el oh el July 22nd 2010, 1:01 am

    Chuck Norris Donates Blood every day... Just not his own.
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    Post by cubedude July 22nd 2010, 2:24 am

    Chuck Norris can even kick a revolvond door closed with a bang Smile

    Chuck Norris and God are playing poker. God: "All in", Chuck: "I rase"

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    Post by Jamie July 22nd 2010, 10:27 am

    Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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    Post by Ashley July 22nd 2010, 5:12 pm

    Jamie | ジェイミー wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
    i agree with that Xd
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